this guy is operating on another level entirely
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Quick tip (seisshopiiing)
submitted 1 day ago by Clammeth
At the gas station today i just said to the cashier guy "do you remember the 9/11 attacks". He kind of looked at me
weirdly but i said let's do a quick prayer sir. I said close your eyes and he believed me so i stuck a couple mars bars in
my pockets then after the prayer i just walked out. Will u try this method?
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@redcosmonaut fuck, I want this to be true. American blind nationalism and the cult around 9/11 ALMOST makes this seem real
@redcosmonaut Dayum. Hero
@redcosmonaut anyone who thinks this can't be real has never lived in an area w/ a christian fundie presence
@redcosmonaut OMG I MISS /r/shoplifting
@redcosmonaut We Will Never Forget
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