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I'd say my punchlines land 50% of the time, but when they do they're great. I'm like a James Bond movie.

FUCK this tbh, I'm going back to learning about the Bertz sphere instead of boomerang-ing on music

My grasp on the human language is still tentative but today I found out "antivaxxer" means "hose that sprays bullshit everywhere".

Border protections agents at my local Starbucks? More likely than you think

huntsman, jailer, innkeeper, woodcutter, wise old crone; all of the supporting characters are just the same person wearing a different hat. never named, but clearly the same person, remembering interactions from one hat to another.

a reimagining of fairy tales where all non-protagonist/royalty characters are collapsed into a single, extremely put-upon character

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If your distro isn't available to torrent, do you even linux? :thonk:

haha linux nerds get an OS that actually works
lmao got em #windows #microsoft

pee pee poo poo except it's a skyrim shout

In demonology, Buné is a Great Duke of Hell, mighty and strong, who has thirty legions of demons under his command. He changes the place of the dead and makes them demons that are under his power to gather together upon those sepulchres. Buné makes men eloquent and wise, and gives true answers to their demands and also richness. He speaks with a deep voice.

hrmm. we can do better than this

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.