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My English coworker (one of the retired dudes who's a regular volunteer) always says "So what'll it be for lunch? Gin & tonic? Dry martini?"
Today I finally responded "I'm more of a vodka soda guy."
Without missing a beat he said "That's all right, you were raised on Bud Light so we don't expect you to like tasting anything."
Y'all everyone fucking follow @SouthernGothHick they are the farmer posting pig and goat and sheep on the TL I was dreaming about
@nuttgodd there's no cows in the park, but we have sheeps, goats, and pig!
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I mean I love dogs from the bottom of my heart but there's hardly anything more unsettling than fucking while one of them fluffy comrades is standing there watching & drooling away
I like the simple things in life. A cool drink, a warm heat lamp, and the fall of man.
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.