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I am Ridley, they/them, 22 billion years old, covered in eyes unblinking and shadows unending

In my spare time I like reading cursèd runes, consuming bones, and taking long walks on the sandy dunes of the cosmic wasteland

My friends say I am "funny", "wonderful", "terrible", and "an all-around nightmare in both dreams and waking life; do not stare directly at Them, for you risk losing your very mind to the infinite void of Their existence"

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anyone want to meet up for drinks at the levitating obsidian spire at the edge of town?

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fun fact! my eyes fall out on a fairly regular basis; if you were to look inside me you would see the rows upon rows of eyeballs ready to slide in and fill my empty sockets :::)
I’m like a shark :::)

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you just gotta accept that some people are kentucky fried idiots

if i die, make sure to gank the rat bastard that killed me

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.