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I am Ridley, they/them, 22 billion years old, covered in eyes unblinking and shadows unending

In my spare time I like reading cursèd runes, consuming bones, and taking long walks on the sandy dunes of the cosmic wasteland

My friends say I am "funny", "wonderful", "terrible", and "an all-around nightmare in both dreams and waking life; do not stare directly at Them, for you risk losing your very mind to the infinite void of Their existence"

🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤

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anyone want to meet up for drinks at the levitating obsidian spire at the edge of town?

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fun fact! my eyes fall out on a fairly regular basis; if you were to look inside me you would see the rows upon rows of eyeballs ready to slide in and fill my empty sockets :::)
I’m like a shark :::)

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where's that post about slipping posts out of my window at the witching hour. it's how i feel. i want to post after everyone else has gone to bed

me rushing from one distraction to another so I don't have to be alone with my thoughts or improve myself in any way

Hi friends!

I made a bot! Check it out if you don't mind 😅

@nintendocountdown

It counts to each day to nintendo titles! So far there are 4, but can add more as more release dates get announced and requested! Doesn't matter how big or small a title it is!

Plus each game generates a specific hashtag so if you want to keep the noise from it minimal, you can mute individual games!

I'm really happy with it, and it's still early so I'm working out the last couple bugs.. but its operational!

girls aren’t the only ones who want to have fun!! i do too :/

BREAKING NEWS: goat holds bees’ notifications for ransom

turning into moss on a full moon and being able to have the best slumber ever is really good

e v e r y b o d y a s s u m e s
t he y ‘ r e m o r t a l u n t i l
p r o v e n O t h e r w i s e

imagine having the nerve to speak to me. ever.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.