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OOog new

I am Ridley, they/them, 22 billion years old, covered in eyes unblinking and shadows unending

In my spare time I like reading cursèd runes, consuming bones, and taking long walks on the sandy dunes of the cosmic wasteland

My friends say I am "funny", "wonderful", "terrible", and "an all-around nightmare in both dreams and waking life; do not stare directly at Them, for you risk losing your very mind to the infinite void of Their existence"

🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤👁️🖤

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anyone want to meet up for drinks at the levitating obsidian spire at the edge of town?

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fun fact! my eyes fall out on a fairly regular basis; if you were to look inside me you would see the rows upon rows of eyeballs ready to slide in and fill my empty sockets :::)
I’m like a shark :::)

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weaving together those tiny 1x1 mm herbs you find in discount seasoning packets to form a flavor cape

Bullet With Butterfly Wings, by Smashing pumpkins

except it just cuts off after the word Rat.

i.e.

no one:
not a single person on this platform:
cryptids.online:

if we go on a date you Must bring me a bouquet of oil spills

you can be an enby and it has nothing to do with how you look and everything to do with who you feel you are--and I gotta say, you're cute

a return of my brethren on the wind? a billion-eyed entity of horror and chaos can dream 👁🖤👁

................slime man x spiders georg 100k slowburn hurt/comfort hs au

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where's that post about slipping posts out of my window at the witching hour. it's how i feel. i want to post after everyone else has gone to bed

wild that Ergo Proxy never got really big

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