ꙮ The Rid ꙮ @ridley@cryptids.online

OOog new #introduction

I am Ridley, they/them, 22 billion years old, covered in eyes unblinking and shadows unending

In my spare time I like reading cursèd runes, consuming bones, and taking long walks on the sandy dunes of the cosmic wasteland

My friends say I am "funny", "wonderful", "terrible", and "an all-around nightmare in both dreams and waking life; do not stare directly at Them, for you risk losing your very mind to the infinite void of Their existence"

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anyone want to meet up for drinks at the levitating obsidian spire at the edge of town?

fun fact! my eyes fall out on a fairly regular basis; if you were to look inside me you would see the rows upon rows of eyeballs ready to slide in and fill my empty sockets :::)
I’m like a shark :::)

#ootd

my favourite snack is trail mix, I just love how the flavours of obsidian shards and teeth compliment each other

long time no see, anyway here’s a pic of my tattoo

cwyptids uwu

first date idea: we go to the scp foundation and initiate a full-scale jailbreak of every contained entity 🙈

I'm only getting 2 sets from this kickstarter too, plus the accent pins and the 3 bonus pins + 1 extra accent pin that were given to backers for free

my fursona would be a bat but if I myself were actually an animal, I’d be a magpie 100%. wears only black and white, collects shiny things, can sometimes recognize themself in a mirror, etc

I added up all the pins I’ve preordered, it turns out I’m waiting on 18 unique pins

all but 2 are from the same kickstarter...

my heart is full of bove (bat love) #baturday

who wants to go snort some bone dust behind a denny's and bait some humans into thinking we're real?

mortals tend to assume the void is cold but it's not. it merely feels like an endless extension of yourself, temperature-less, motionless, and ever-expanding