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just a little monster without any ideas, starting to go horn-bald. their teeth are worn down. just not as sharp as they used to be

couldn't tell you the point i stopped being interested in making every single post it's own extended universe and started being interested in making two word posts about salt

Tonight at 11, are your children 'pangeaing'? Learn more about this frightening new trend and how *your* teens could be reuniting continents right under your nose.

talk to me when carly rae has released an official statement of regret.

dancing in the window, tip tappin it out, getting absolutely groovy right there behind the glass. i'm beating my elbows against it, i'm totally one with the beat, i'm absolutely beatific and wiggling and wiggling, i'm starting to crack the glass, i'm getting closer

oh am i ethereal enough for you now??? *i flip a coin and swallow it*

sitting down and reviewing the tapes, the footage, the still images, all the evidence, and then slotting myself into a human-sized VCR and letting my brain show you what i remember

check this out (and i hand your a single molecule)

*picture me, a goblin, consuming a comically large hunk of meat, cheese, and bread rather than posting the whole time. thanks though

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.