picture this: you're plato. your butt smells awful and your robes are flecked with spoiled goats milk. you have olive pits stuck in your snarled and knotted beard. you live in a hole lined with pigs leather. you sit down at your 3 legged table and say "somewhere things are perfect." then u die and fancy lads agree wiht you for like 1000 years
@selontheweb Plato did nothing wrong
@dankwraith my man could hardly bathe
Sounds like the life for me
@popefucker it's honestly not too far from how i already live
@selontheweb goats milk and olive? handmade pigskin hole liners? what is this, a restoration hardware?!
@selontheweb the story of how sel got cancelled for being racist against greeks
@selontheweb boosting this to satisfy my rabid aristotelian fanbase
@TeethTeethTeeth give the people what they want!!! (aristotle)
@selontheweb yeah sel - we get it - he lived like every other Man in existence.
@Zoe he was the Platonic ideal of a Man
@selontheweb *gag* no the platonic ideal of 'Man' is Jon Hamm wearing a roman centurion uniform. jesus did you forget we worked all this shit out on a chalk board back in like august?
@Zoe ah shit i'm really showing my Plato side here (slovenly, sloppy, forgetful)
@Zoe jon hamm in a roman centurion outfiit is what i see when I close my eyes
Plato unironically sucks and he didnt know shit
@selontheweb "guess what bird I'm ripping the feathers out today"
This doesn't sound like the Platonic ideal Plato.........
@jordyd not only was Plato a big soaking wet ham of a man he also made sure i had to hear about him in 2019
To be fair I don't think he knew of any numbers as big as 2019
@selontheweb The most important thing to know about Plato is that his name, "Plato," was a reference to how ripped he was, meaning that even late in life he was bragging about how good he was at high school sports.
Plus I mean he's the greek equivalent of "The Situation."
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.