@mcknze @jackdaw_ruiz whale mass is basically not even an obstacle to me. i can handle any whale mass on planet earth with one hand tied behind my back
@selontheweb @jackdaw_ruiz you complete baboon you cocky whale handler. you are no match to the sheer bulk of a whale. you are doomed.
@mcknze @jackdaw_ruiz every morning a peel a beached whale off my porch while yawning dramatically. i toss that shit in the bin in my slippers. useless mass, barely there.
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