the more you pierce into the nature of doctor mario the more you realize that there is nothing truly there

he existed for one brief moment in time in a relatively popular NES game that was basically tetris but shittier. nintendo could not let a single mario die. no. this mario is a fucking travesty man, they tossed a white frock on a mario they had lying around and tossed him into smash bros melee. i'm sick of this false mario. i'm sick of regular mario, i'll admit it!!!

fuck doctor mario i am in tears fuck doctor mario

@selontheweb bruh, did you just call shitty puyo puyo shitty tetris? thats cringe

@selontheweb ur asking for it too much so i assume itd get u off so im affirming u instead, bitch

@selontheweb pagliacci joke but the doctor simply says “mama mia”

@selontheweb they’ve let so many marios die! dr mario and original flavor are literally the only ones left!

@em fuck him. give me frog mario, give me tanuki mario, ANYTHING but doc mario

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