the entirety of human life can be experienced while wearing either of these hats
don't ask how i found this https://pretendstore.co/collections/all
@selontheweb putting on my indoors cap to go out, returning home and changing into my outdoors cap
@selontheweb standing in the doorway with each of these hats in one hand, donning and doffing them in rapid succession
@selontheweb What happens to you if you wear the wrong hat for the wrong environs?
You don't want to know.
@radicalrobit @selontheweb *Sighing, I volunteer myself as a guinea pig, that humanity might not make a fatal mistake. I don the indoor hat and immediately walk outside. At first, nothing happens, and I turn around to give the thumbs up, just as a wrathful god strikes me with a blinding flash of lightning. All that's left of me is a pile of smoldering ash, and the "Indoors" hat, completely untouched.*
@selontheweb where's the hat for when you're in the middle of a door (not door*s*, just a singular door)
@selontheweb keeping a liminal space cap in my back pocket for emergencies
@a_bun hey you never know, that's good thinking
@selontheweb Ah yes, the two genders
@selontheweb switching hats whenever I use the door
@selontheweb literally might fuck around and buy these
@selontheweb confused about what to wear on patios and verandas
@selontheweb what's a courtyard
@anomaly up to the reader's interpretation
@selontheweb what happens when I open the window/door
@anomaly depends where your body is
nonsense about doors
@selontheweb What about ON doors?
For example if you use a door as a makeshift bedframe?
nonsense about doors
@radicalresilience wear both
@selontheweb oh yeah, what about if you went hiking in your own backyard
@plsburydoughboy that's outdoors bb
@selontheweb how do you feel about patios? Personally, I'm a fan.
@NecroTechno big fan
@selontheweb the entirety of human life can be experienced while wearing both of these hats, if you so desire
no one can stop you
@selontheweb it'd really be like that huh
@selontheweb no hat for in between doors?? I spend a lot of my time in between out and in...
@selontheweb wearing the blue hat while posting on my instance and breaking every law ever written
@selontheweb calmly asphyxiating as I perform an orbital EVA with the Outdoors hat as my only headgear
@selontheweb what about a gazebo? never mind, outdoors, silly question
not so fast
@venko outside and you know it dr. venko
Hmm counterpoint: that's definitely "indoors"
@selontheweb needs a third hat for "Liminal Space"
@jimpjorps even liminal space can be categorized as in or out
I've found a single-hat solution
@selontheweb i'm gonna put one on frontwards and the other overtop that one backwards to look like sherlock holmes
@selontheweb *crawling inside off a really big door* no
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