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i don’t know how my brain generates these little flashes of sensory input. i feel weird now

i closed my eyes and i heard my dad’s voice saying “i’m just looking to see if santa’s HERE” (as if he expected santa to be present and was irritated that he didn’t show up)

the disney channel show "cory's in the house" predicted cory booker running for president and his future nomination

If you had to abandon your human life forever and live out an average human lifespan as an animal of your choice what would it be


selfie #2--not blurry, but eye contact this time 

So I wrote an essay for my gender studies class that called for women to rise up and seize the means of (re)production, and my TERFy professor failed me for it being irrelevant to gender (what?). I had a meeting with the department head today in which I read part of the essay, and she straight up high fived me and told me that she thinks I have a future in teaching social justice. It turns out she's like... A hardcore anarchist and tries to teach queer theory in everything, and she's been trying to get rid of the TERF professor for a while because there have been like half a dozen other complaints from queer people, but none had as much documentation as I brought to the table. I'm excited to be in her Social Theory class next semester.

Boost if you remember that time FR∃D was on iCarly

Being lured into the cellar on the promise of a cask of amontillado but it's special K chocolate and almond instead

if i pay kelloggs do you think tthey'd make me a shirt that says
"⬆️​This enby loves special K"

i literally don’t get why you are so intent on shipping the mario characters together. they are all ugly as shit

just reminding you all that i have been santa before and i will be santa again if the need arises

@setup @Ophillous @selontheweb but can enbies explain why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

@selontheweb enbies love getting muddy in the local forest and then going home to mumsie who is mildly mispleased at the mess but is glad we had fun

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