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When there's drama but I run a socialist cryptid shitposting instance and will NOT be deterred

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Hi! I'm the admin! If you have any questions, concerns, requests, please feel free to slide into the DM's. I want this instance to be a safe place for all persons, with a particular focus on folks who come into oppression and are in need of safety.

Much love, and happy tooting.

Thinking about how this was the actual logo of a us government surveillance project from 2002 to 2003

D͜o ͡n͢ot ̛l̀oók at͞ the ̵mo̸on ̡toni̸g͞h͝t͞.͝

A lot of people don't realize that Cryptids has actually had hundreds of members. Sooner or later, they all gave into temptation and switched to an anime avi, which resulted in their immediate suspension.

The original virgin vs chad is Europeans vs Americans

mulder saying nice every time the number 69 or 420 is mentioned as scully gets visibly more frustrated by each instance

"Ok, this is epic," I howl, blood streaming from my eye sockets.

I want you guys to make a fun rap video about slime! You can get into groups of up to three.

no windows i will not perform a clean install to fix issues
please make it so your operating system doesn't rapidly decay like a fish carcass in the sun

@socialskeleton That's not very :fatpikachu: of you...

I have never fully made it through Lynne's MastoRap without convulsing violently and needing to eat a handful of dirt to feel real again.

Gonna support my local independent bookstore like a boss

(Picks up a bit of dirt, rubbing it between my fingers) “admin’s been tootin’ here”

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.