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Hi! I'm the admin! If you have any questions, concerns, requests, please feel free to slide into the DM's. I want this instance to be a safe place for all persons, with a particular focus on folks who come into oppression and are in need of safety.

Much love, and happy tooting.

Look, everybody knows evil twins can only be killed on their birthdays. It’s science.

Due to a clause in a contract with the sun god, I cannot be killed on the solstice. I can die but I cannot be killed.

Druid and I FINISHED the chubby wife video and I have two thoughts:

1. It makes perfect sense that Teslas are featured.

2. America deserves this.

okay i am about to sit down and watch the curvy wife guy music video :arthurfist:

Look, I'm not saying I can see THE future. All I'm saying is that I can see MY future.

I will protect Eugen from all threats. Call me, Eugen.

We’ve not yet seen the golden iris, Eugene.

Captain Marvel is not worthy because she's never addressed her own imperialist values. I will not be reading replies

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Not all predators make themselves known beforehand, Eugen.

let's take a moment to support the thick blue line by saluting curvy policemen everywhere

Saw a really big snail yesterday, I was proud of him

why is everyone talking about my uncle ken but typing in a new zealand accent. he's not even from there.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.