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When there's drama but I run a socialist cryptid shitposting instance and will NOT be deterred

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Hi! I'm the admin! If you have any questions, concerns, requests, please feel free to slide into the DM's. I want this instance to be a safe place for all persons, with a particular focus on folks who come into oppression and are in need of safety.

Much love, and happy tooting.

I’d promote @reptilian_intern but the we’d have to pay them, so what can you do? Oh well!

Found a planet that has Giant Space Fridges™️. The inhabitants told me to take one and gtfo. I'm under the faint impression they didn't like me leaving chew holes in all the furniture.

Taking my Giant Space Fridge™️ back to the void now.

Perhaps I will screw around and become your soul bond....

Cracked open a pomegranate and it was full of eyes. Please advise?

thinkin about that one time when gaga was a human motorcycle

anyways now I can shamble and crabwalk backwards on a nice clean floor :::)

🎶 popcorn pizza! crunchy and moist! 🎶

Her Soul, existent Show more

I don’t define myself as formless OR anti-form because I usually give myself some kind of shape. I prefer “amorphous horror” because that shape is ill-defined and constantly changing in the most unsettling way imaginable

@socialskeleton if im being honest whatever makes me look like a nineteenth century peasant

as ectotherms, we have little body heat to trap. therefore only reptiles are truly free to wear clothing purely for aesthetic reasons.

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Good morning. The time is 8:13 AM, Central Standard.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.