Wait... Am *I* a Thomas alt!?
@socialskeleton all of Mastodon is just me talking to myself
ordering a custom Voight Kampff machine to administer tests and see who the Thomas alts are.
"you're at the grill. you come across a burger that needs to be flipped, but you're not flipping it."
@jackdaw_ruiz @socialskeleton *sweating profusely*
@jackdaw_ruiz @socialskeleton the trick is that none of my alts use "y'all" because I don't want to give myself away
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