OH MY GOD
@socialskeleton soooo when is the delivery ETA?
@Ophillous it's in the cart but I am waiting because I know I need other stuff and I like to pull the trigger all at once. But rest assured, I will own it.
it's awesome that you don't even need towels when this is your shower curtain because you can just stand in front of it and feel the blistering hot guitar licks.
@jackdaw_ruiz I bet it'll blow dry my hair as well!
@socialskeleton oh hey a similar one is in my fuck awful skeleton thread https://mastodon.social/@chillallmen/102951055135911807
@socialskeleton good advice gramgram
@socialskeleton you are lucky, she did not spank you!
@socialskeleton if you invite your date over and they see this you are gonna get turbo laid. its just science
@dankwraith looking to kick this date into maximum overdrive, you feel?
@socialskeleton Isn't this just a clear shower curtain?
@socialskeleton i never did
it's so fucking good!
and what is it about the skeleton's pose that just makes me crack up the longer i stare at this.
@jackdaw_ruiz I don't know, but I feel that energy intensely. I think it's the enthusiasm? Wild abandon?
@bearphomet yeah, what's up?
@socialskeleton this is excellent and I'm so happy for you and your rad bathroom
@bearphomet thank you, neither of us is as happy as Dana, who has delighted in all the empty boxes I now have.
@socialskeleton you didn't tell us you play guitar
@rigatonimonster nobody asked :/
@socialskeleton tactically allowing a date to use your bathroom so she'll know you're a keeper
@byttyrs explicitly* encouraging**
@socialskeleton this fuckin owns
@laser my grandmother isn't thrilled but it ain't her apartment baby!!
@socialskeleton dab on her ass, king
@socialskeleton at least you got it on smile
@mood finally, some ethical fucking consumption...
@socialskeleton this fucking rules. let me come and live with you.
@swampwitch69 I've got a guest room, come on over!
@socialskeleton can't believe skel is so vain he has a life size self portrait in his bathroom.
@Vqrxtvs I also think most songs are about me.
Love the energy of that curtain and the two toilet brushes.
@floppyplopper 1 brush 1 plunger my friend, I'm ready for anything.
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