An uncaptioned portrait of the Cryptids. ac: @deadtired

Pictured from left to right: Orb, Druid, Bees, Skeleton, Bryyko, Egg, Squid. The figure before the dais is whomever you want it to be.

I have met with @ghostlyeleanor and she is every bit a delight in person! Very sad to lose her to those damn forest dwellers up north.

<3, Cryptids

Doing my part to wreck property values and keep the rent low! What are YOU doing?

Happy ! Here's hoping a song in your heart moves you to dance as this lad.

Finally picked my honeymoon suite! All I need now is a bride. Baby steps.

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Me writing down the name of every landlord who refuses Section 8 vouchers for their impending Judgment.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.