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sometimes u gotta just lay back and auto-update ur apps :/

Drinking a sugary soda to flex on the Europeans

Forgot to mention, Fred's previous owner died and I don't know how or why.

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the government dont want you to see this Proof that The Moon Is A Computer

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Boutta show up to City Hall in jeans because Casual Friday outranks Mayor Turner.

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I've run some calculations based on #Eunomia questions. Unfortunately, no easy way for me to get this information for the entire fediverse, but based on the mastodon.social database:

25% of users post in English
6.5% in Japanese
3.7% in French
3.6% in Spanish
2.7% in Russian
2.4% in German

Notably, 71 users post in "squeak"

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i told yall i killed kznk and i told yall id do it again

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Bryyko really out there posting about how her main instance never works on my instance, which always works....

Cryptid marsh uptime 99% baybee!!

Over the counter drug use Show more

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foolin the haters and the critics with this sudden avi switch

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I would die for the little mouse that sells hats in stardew valley

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.