Show more
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

@socialskeleton this is our solemn purpose, the skeleton of online. we serve with honor, dignity, and an endless facility with handing her another glass of chardonnay regardless of whatever the fuck she just said

Look, I'm a cishet white man, I'm the tank in the rpg!! Just send me into the dinner parties to entertain grandma so you don't have to put up with her racist shit.

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

I've loved Michael Biehn since Far Cry Blood Dragon, if that tells you my age

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

Doing well this evening! Learning the Pathfinder system sure is hard work, lmao.

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

i #lefttwitter because I had a vision of a Paradise where a bunch of strangers paid me to fuck a cube

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

programming folk: intense, long-standing feud over the technical minutiae and internal workings of the Fediverse

me (liberal arts major): when a person likes my post and the website go "bloop" it makes my brain feel good

I, for one, welcome the death of wasps. I'm happy to live with the ecological ramifications.

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

When at last you are buried, and your flesh returns to Mother Gaia, they will still be there. When your empires fall, and your fires fade, they will still exist. 60,000 bees working for a living. What is living to them? Ask not. They live for thee. Please welcome @Ophillous to cryptids.online

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

i watched the first season of Preacher and now i know what Texas is all about. yea haw

Skeleton :cowskel: boosted
Skeleton :cowskel: boosted

Meet me in the dirtiest Chipotle bathroom for an epic throwdown you won’t forget

Show more
C̮͚͉̞̼r̳͔̤̲y͕̱p̣̮͢t̬̠̙͔͘ͅi̪̣͢d̡̦̤̯̺̥ͅs̫̖̫͍̣͙̗ ̦̫̻O͔̩̫̘͜ņ̟̳̣̻̟l̸͈̖͍̥̳͙i̱͙̘ne̶̠̘̥͚

A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.