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If you think we can't stop entropy, you are lost.

Belching black exhaust into the swampy air, air conditioners pumping cold air and condensate in equal measure. Another pothole sends the standers who gave their seats to women into the air. God bless Metro.

Who wants to be the queen of my double wide trailer

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writing a firefox extension that plays an airhorn sound every time conner makes a post

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if you make a joke on Mastodon, no matter WHAT the content is, after 50+ boosts people will appear in the replies that take it completely at literal face value.

you could post "a man walks into a bar, says ouch!" and if it receives 50+ boosts, then you will begin seeing replies like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STEEL BAR PLACEMENT IS DEREGULATED BY PROFIT DRIVEN CROOKS!"

this theory is commonly known as Eugen's Gambit. and i love it.

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i love crytypers online. i love my friends. thanks

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Movie of the week @ my therapist’s: Shrek

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I've owned this t-shirt for years and I didn't realize it was an accelerationist thing until literally today

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if anyone’s gonna ask me what mastodon is i’m just gonna show them this picture

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Hey cutie what's your star sign? What's your MBTI? What's your specific heat capacity? What's the entropy on your passwords?

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Drug reference, plus a skeltal 

Unless of course you're bees. They'll need to read this a couple of times in order to spend a statistically significant amount of time to work with the analogy I set up.

The Walton Family gets $4 million richer every hour. By the time you finish reading and boosting this toot, most of your student loans and/or medical bills would be paid if you were a Walton.

When is this revolution happening???? I'm ready baby

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@socialskeleton i fought the law (tried to line dance in skeletons home) and the law won (skeleton told me not to line dance in his home)

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.