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⚠️Mastodon will be down for regularly scheduled maintenance. We need to unclog the drainage system. ⚠️

The procurement process for dredging services can be labyrinthine, but it is important to the constituents of Mastodon that the contract selected for repairing our aging drainage system is done fairly and transparently.

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fellas, is it gay to have a skeleton? there's literally bones inside you

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this is a list of what a room full of budding software developers thought of when asked “what program do you think of when you think of good software?” (sorry, no description)

pretty much everyone’s criteria were “it’s easy to use” “it’s customizable” or “it’s convenient.” google maps was named by three different groups.

just...what the fuck

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9/11, More Serious This Time 

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hey sorry if this sounds creepy but i think your immortal soul would taste like lego candy and id like to bite it off you by the roots and chew it up. i think u would look good frozen in a terrified rictus of death, like a cute little body modification so it would be ok. ᴬᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖʸ.

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9/11 

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if i was a professor i would drive truth into the ground with a powerful jackhammer. i would simply touch the earth's core with my pulsing brain. i would simply go further into debt

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girls who live in the roof of your subway are ALWAYS saying shit like this: “stand back doors closing”

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thinking about johnny cash, steve jobs, and bob hope. anyone else thinking about these three individuals in particular

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suckling at the teat of the online validation machine

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fellas, is it gay to be cooler than being cool? after all, you're ice cold

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.