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Ford Vs Ferrari better be good. They better race those cars

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The Poll to End All Polls
Which side is the fediverse on?

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Stop sending a series of riddles, each one more dastardly than the last, to my wife.

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the generation 1 pokemon games are both badly coded messes AND miracles of coding at the same time

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(they will most certainly address the issue tomorrow or on Saturday, which is fine, as not even property managers should have to work on federal holidays)

Catch me filing four maintenance requests at once on Thanksgiving Day idgaf landlords, I need my ice maker functioning!!!

A lavender infused epsom salt bath in the middle of the day!? Let them eat cake.

Keep handgrinding those single source beans or whatever while I'm on cup three of Folgers or 7-Eleven or whatever else is within reach.

It was a lot of fun when she would insist that her pour overs were so much better than just plain drip coffee and I'd insist back that coffee is the same.

"dialectical materialism" I think it was. If communism is really about better conditions for the working poor, and not invisible internet points on Twitter, y'all have to get better at expressing ideas that are not all that complicated.

Once dated a communist girl who asked me what I thought about dialectics or some other made up word on a date once and called me a neoliberal. Anyway, she's a Warren stan now and claiming that criticism of her is sexist.

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begging the bad takes bot to just come out and say "guillotines are bourgeois"

71.5 megabytes in one second... If only young skel from like 2011 could see me now

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I would feel upset about this hard drive crash I just suffered, but it's all backed up with Dropbox and Steam, so it's no biggie. I've probably had that drive since like 2012, so it was time. Just wish it wasn't at such an extremely expensive juncture in my life.

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