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If you think there’s Something under your bed, you’re right. If you thought you heard a sound from the basement, you did.
It was me and I am ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

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Hi new friends. You may be afraid of me, but don’t worry, I’m not afraid of you.

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If you find yourself bored tonight, just find a big plate glass window and stare outside. It’s very dark out tonight. Is there something out there? Of course not. That’s just the reflection of Something behind you.

Giant (1956) really does capture what being Texan feels like, right down to the arrogance, insecurities, grandeur, and inclination to "drink gallons of coffee."

I don't want to start a witch hunt or anything, but I think there are probably several scene kids on the fediverse, and we should know who they are.

still stuck in the attic when a tar nayder rolled through town, that was wild 🌪️

Something Coming Out of Its Well to Spook Mankind

i love it when people boost old selfies because i love looking at people’s old selfies and also i (a narcissist) take it as a green light to do it too

I lived in that black hole for a few years, it’s not that great

I never want to see an article or paper on gentrification again if it doesn't identify specific policy recommendations. Nobody in the room needs convincing that gentrification exists and is a problem (don't @ me on this unless you actually work in housing).

bribing the local theater owner with fine jewelry, he lets me into the attic where they show the secret films only spoken of by true cineastes. tonight's showing? the horniest marx bros. movie, fuck soup

when you criticise the american government and the network access light on your internet toaster starts blinking rapidly

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.