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If you think there’s Something under your bed, you’re right. If you thought you heard a sound from the basement, you did.
It was me and I am ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

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Hi new friends. You may be afraid of me, but don’t worry, I’m not afraid of you.

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If you find yourself bored tonight, just find a big plate glass window and stare outside. It’s very dark out tonight. Is there something out there? Of course not. That’s just the reflection of Something behind you.

Good morning. The time is 5:52 AM, Central Standard. 25 years ago today, the unholy gates of hell spat my bones upon this plane.

when I find myself stuck in a hellthread
laser jake he comes to me
speaking words of wisdom,
"untag me"

Hello, I'm Something. ᴵ'ᵐ ᶦⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ

Hello, I'm Something. ᴵ'ᵐ ᶦⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ

ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ⁿᵉʷ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ

imagine if kirby ate you and he just lost all desire keep going in the level

Is the inevitable skeleton war still a thing? Are we still doing that?

I mean, it is, but also I feel like it might sound that way.

I feel like this post might sound threatening.

Sure, I could kill you with kindness, but I prefer ᵉˣᶦˢᵗᵉⁿᵗᶦᵃˡ ᵛᶦᵒˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ

Anyone else have stories told about them around campfires?

Anyone else appear blurry or not at all in photographs?

I W A S N A P P I N G I N A
H Y D R O T H E R M A L V E NT
W H A T ' D I M I S S ?

Are there any other cryptids on this website?

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