Flatwoods Monster facts:
1. I am the Flatwoods Monster.
2. An apple a day will not keep me away. I am sorry, but apples have no effect on me.
3. My favorite food is peanut butter and tinfoil sandwiches.
4. I am a shy creature, and I get overwhelmed easily. Please do not shout at me.
5. Toothpaste is tasty.
6. I never took the tags off of my Beanie Babies.
7. My favorite book is "Windows for Dummies".
9. I highly recommend teeth. All teeth. All the teeth you can carry in your mouth.
Admin announcement; CW Meta Show more
I've had a couple of reports against my users for posting "creepy" content, and I don't know what to tell y'all. Block them? I'm not going to ask the users of a cryptids instance to CW everything they post. We don't extend invites to people who won't post creepy content from time to time, it's sort of the point.
I guess the tl;dr is that if you report my users to me for doing their job, and nothing they post is abusive or bigoted or against the CoC, I ignore it.
Is there Something... at the bottom of the stairs? Something behind you right now?
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.