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If you think there’s Something under your bed, you’re right. If you thought you heard a sound from the basement, you did.
It was me and I am ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

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Hi new friends. You may be afraid of me, but don’t worry, I’m not afraid of you.

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If you find yourself bored tonight, just find a big plate glass window and stare outside. It’s very dark out tonight. Is there something out there? Of course not. That’s just the reflection of Something behind you.

if your piece of media criticism relies entirely on identifying plot holes and saying "this doesn't make sense", its utterly worthless, and boring

the last time I was in Estonia I was having lunch with a friend and used the phrase "out of the woods," which she asked me to clarify

when I did, she said "hm Estonians would not say that as we don't associate the woods with danger" and I think about it a lot

"...Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am beloved Grammy Award-winning American singer-songwriter John Cougar Mellencamp."

Good joke.

Great to be here on Mastodon instead of just lurking under your bed. I mean, I’m still under your bed, but I’m also on Mastodon.

do you know there are chefs who devote their entire lives to sauces and their preparation

we stan an admin that goes sicko mode defending their users and sicko mode educating others on how to eat the coochie

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A common misconception is that an “enchanted forest” is beautiful and fun. In fact they are terrifying and represent the true entropy of nature. They are destruction incarnate and the closest you will ever get to the primal fear of your ancestors

🎶 Let’s go out to the lobby
and howl at the moon 🎶

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.