If you think there’s Something under your bed, you’re right. If you thought you heard a sound from the basement, you did.
It was me and I am ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

@SanfordianPhil Well, Phil, I suppose it depends on my mood. Recently been devouring people whole, completely destroying them in all planes of reality, but ˢᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵉᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵈᵉˢᶦᶜᶜᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶜᵒʳᵖˢᵉ is a little more dramatic.

@something yeah, yeah! I get it if I was destroyed in all planes, well that doesn't leave fear in people's heart because, well no me exists. Course scarier for me because, yaknow, never was never will be. Existentialism and whatnot

@SanfordianPhil the greatest terror of all is being forgotten, Phil. Some day it will happen, whether by my hand or by the cursed, slow, dragging movement of time.

@something true true, but not today, with no time to make amends or come to terms

@SanfordianPhil I can only speak for myself, but I’ll give you that.

@something yea okay but there’s no space under my bed and I don’t have a basement so I’m p safe. Also I’m the strongest force in this home so you better be ready to pay rent or leave.

@foxfire ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦⁿ ʳᵉⁿᵗ

@something yea pal me neither but capitalism sucks and I can’t have something using my WiFi to let everyone know they’re creeping on them for free!

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.