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all these "better than sex" cheesecake recipes im finding make me wonder if all those pinterest mom's needs are being met

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look, i'm not saying that jesus was an asshole or anything. that is NOT what i'm saying! what i AM saying is that it is not cool to go around asking to wash people's feet

just found out that the taqueria by my house is likely a front for the cartel

resistance libs: how dare you criticize any democratic candidate for any reason, do you want trump to win

also resistance libs: bernie sanders is the most evil man to walk this earth and must be stopped

no jesus, my feet are fine, please stop asking to clean them ever 45 minutes

jesus was the first gamer -

hated microtransations (threw the moneychangers out of the temple)

persecuted for his hobby (his hobby was healing the sick and supporting the poor)

respawne- fuck i can't finish this post

don't be scary to me is basically my only rule on the planet earth. why do they still make spooky movies. some courtesy, please

why's the utah jazz coach look like every villain from an 80s action-comedy?

jesus was two gay enbies stacked on each other inside of a trenchcoat

Jesus was put in one of those regeneration tanks from Dragonball Z, that;s why it too so long for him to "resurrect"

unmuting eugen so i can see when he boosts one of my posts

hate it when my nephew steals my identity to purchase fortnite skins

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.