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a New York photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them they were beautiful:

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men will see an anthill and say "is anyone gonna eat this"

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oh to be a fat german bassett hound that gets to eat bratwurst and whenever i walk around a tuba line plays

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All Dog Breeds Are The Best Dog Breeds Except For The Dog Breeds That Give The Dogs Fucked Up Genetic Problems

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joe biden has no psychic protection. if we made joe biden the target of a coordinated psychic attack he would melt like a rotted pumpkiin

hate it when i lose my last tuppence down a storm drain and have to watch longingly through a plate glass window as all the other boys buy penny candy

you can lead a horse to water, but watch out!

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youre not a real alt county musician if you don't die before 50 from massive organ failure due to alcoholism

working on making my keysmashes look diseased.... wqpoeuq[weu[qwue091poqeru

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Cujo is taking a break from our multi-state police chase to go potty and get some snacks

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Deep down she's still the dog she was a year ago though, just 40 million dollars richer from various sponsorships

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