every time i drive past an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus
please ask me questions about ghosts....
hey, mastodon question: is there a decent instance to post my comic? It's like....extremely not polished.
white dudes are basically incapable of coming up with good ideas
man my followers are really eating up me dunking on old shitty academics
the best proof against Francis Fukuyama's theories that neoliberalism is the perfect system is that neoliberalism allowed a complete dipshit like Francis Fukuyama to get famous
anyone remember how Francis Fukuyama consulted for Gaddafi
*extremely knows all the parts in a computer voice*
out of apple cider... press f to pay respects
this is what hell looks like
Fusing all the white people together into a single horrifying creature resembling what happened to the dogs in The Thing
this just in: andrew hussie trampled to death by wild horses, was rock hard the entire time
shhh don't tell the bofa crew but i'm skippin out on they asses
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now today, i receive a message from sarah, and it turns out that she has just received a message from another woman, which begun with "my name is X. you do not know me, but i know you. i have been scotts girlfriend for four years"
It turns out hes been doing this to like, loads of women???? for years?? and sarah is, as we speak, on her way to meet up with them. one of them has scott's xbox and they're planning to chuck it off a cliff
1988: "The computer only does what you tell it to."
1998: "The computer only does what Microsoft and/or a script kiddie with winnuke tells it to."
2008: "The computer only does what Google tells it to."
2018: "The computer only renders arbitrary web pages."
The year is 2045. Disney has made a live action remake of every movie they have ever done. Expect for one.......
now the toot toad
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.