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recommend me some good science fiction.. boost this please

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men will see an anthill and say "is anyone gonna eat this"

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I will never ever open the cw "healyns kink"

i subscribe to the mcelroy brothers style of taxonomy meaning that everything that isnt a human is a "boy"

call me crazy or call me a dreamer but, i believe there are other planets out there

there is so much of my life here and its honestly weird that no one irl knows anything about it

@BestGirlGrace i am not horny!!!!!!! but besides that yeah its literally that exact conversation

@Picklemaddierix
someone irl: so what do you do for fun
me, trying to think of something other than "constantly be horny on the gay communist website": uhhhh video games

r/relationships posts be like "I punished a person [17M] for dreaming his dream and now he wont thank or forgive me???"

@spookcentral imagining this in the voice of a bloodborne npc

cant believe at the end of the sopranos tony soprano took a cyanide pill and as he was gurgling from his mouth he said "That's a series wraps on Old Tony Soprano!"

i think its epic that they finally killed off that fucking raccoon in infinity war

its a non-zero amount of times, which is more than any other job ive ever worked

thinking about all the times i heard customers say the n-word while i was working at the hardware store

tyler durden exhales smoke, turns to you with a piercing gaze and he asks,

"what if we all just stopped buying things... what would they do? they can't arrest all of us"

i’m starting the Mastodon Beautification Project to make our home more attractive to potential investors. let’s get all the piss mopped up friends :)

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