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every time i drive past an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus

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please ask me questions about ghosts....

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hey, mastodon question: is there a decent instance to post my comic? It's like....extremely not polished.

white dudes are basically incapable of coming up with good ideas

man my followers are really eating up me dunking on old shitty academics

the best proof against Francis Fukuyama's theories that neoliberalism is the perfect system is that neoliberalism allowed a complete dipshit like Francis Fukuyama to get famous

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anyone remember how Francis Fukuyama consulted for Gaddafi

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*extremely knows all the parts in a computer voice*
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out of apple cider... press f to pay respects

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Fusing all the white people together into a single horrifying creature resembling what happened to the dogs in The Thing

this just in: andrew hussie trampled to death by wild horses, was rock hard the entire time

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shhh don't tell the bofa crew but i'm skippin out on they asses

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Starting to think the people in charge are stupid idk

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OK WHAT THE FUCK!!!! [STORYTIME] Show more

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1988: "The computer only does what you tell it to."
1998: "The computer only does what Microsoft and/or a script kiddie with winnuke tells it to."
2008: "The computer only does what Google tells it to."
2018: "The computer only renders arbitrary web pages."

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i'm sorry father, for i have sinned. i have made yet another mashup.
now. I PRESENT TO YOU: A-PUMP.
soundcloud.com/elluf/a-pump

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The year is 2045. Disney has made a live action remake of every movie they have ever done. Expect for one.......

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.