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So glad to see Tom Brady win another ring! Love you, Touchdown Tom!

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in this moment i am declaring me, @johnrandom , @J, @selontheweb, and @nuttgodd to be the enby mafia... yall better watch out

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bouta rebrand jorts.horse and change our mascot to this racist anthropomorphic pepper with a faded "o" in the background from wherever she stole the graphic

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i want to brew some excitement for my friend who is considering joining us....... one time last year someone she didnt know asked her what she was passionate about and without blinking she said "communism =]" and i still think thats one of the most bad ass things ive ever seen

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I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this

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la beast here

steak frittata (WARNING: VOMIT)

1. steak
2. wasabi
3. pineapple
4. durian fruit
5. reverse pancake
6. the longest cotton candy

have a good day

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my favorite episode of community is the fake slime one that @dirt and I wrote

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la beast here

a mouse trap frittata (NO PUKE)

1. a mouse trap
2. 4 pound burrito in 7 min
3. massive 6 pound breakfast bagel
4. most jars of mayo consumed in 10 min

have a good day

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trying to convince one of my friends to joine our ranks.......

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la beast here

72oz steak frittata [NO PUKE]

1. 72oz steak
2. 38 sliders
3. 150 warheads
4. a 3 pound hard boiled ostrich egg

have a good day

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la beast here

baking soda vinegar frittata (VOMIT ALERT)

1. baking soda vinegar
2. science experiment involving cinnamon and fire

have a good day

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.