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all these "better than sex" cheesecake recipes im finding make me wonder if all those pinterest mom's needs are being met

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the inventor of the chef hat's head just looked like that and he covered it in cloth in an attempt to hide

as soon as they find proof of aliens ima start saying it's all a hoax

I think my favorite thing about the modern era is the weird undercurrent of ufo evidence that just keeps popping up but we're all too busy/tired to care

i saw a turning point usa dude post about how he would eat unseasoned baked chicken breasts and my life has never known peace

qanon is what happens to your brain when you've never had flavorful food in your life

uspol 

feeding the ducks at the park steak so that they get a taste for blood

My phone right now: are you SURE you don’t mean egg nog?

We all know the story of egg dog's sacrifice for us. What matters is that we focus on how to shine the light of egg dog's love to our neighbors.

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A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.