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a New York photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them they were beautiful:

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men will see an anthill and say "is anyone gonna eat this"

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something I'm always beating is a hasty retreat

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as if you could outrun me. as if you could fight me off. as if you could be a mouse wearing sunglasses drinking a red beverage

*doctor voice* oh my god, you're pagilacci? im like your biggest fan can i get your autograph

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honestly i think freddie from icarly was cryptofash #mastodev

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whenever i cum it sounds like a civil war musket going off

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Totally serious, I do think it is a Good Thing that is polluted with a bunch of LGBTQ shitposts because it reminds developers who use the platform. It might even result in some follows and softening of hearts on the side of the tech bros!!

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my #mastodev
is #nowplaying me
i must confess
i’m #followback team
when #foss ain’t with me
i lose my mind
#git me a signnnnn
hit me #podmin one more time

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I think that we should have a slime button next to the boost and fave buttons. If you press it it'll make a viscous black slime come out of your computer

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can there just be one genre of linux, and not many? sick of the confusion

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it gives me whiplash when i see someone use to actually talk about mastodev

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every day i crap a little bit more internalised misogyny outta my ass

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@gayalien gosh, I almost feel like posting about and is appropriating LGBT culture at this point

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if youre new to mastodon, remember to post pictures of your toilet under the hashtag

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@grainloom

i think eugen should find a way to implement a sense of humor sitewide

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