someone: homestuck reference
tumblr funnyman: OP do you accept constructive criiticism. im coming to your house and rearranging all your furniture omg this post gave me rickets. this post emits a cursed aura alkfjalksdflasdhlasd
@spookcentral this is the most called out i have ever felt
this reply rearranged my toenails
I can’t breathe
Somehow both of those things even though the ability to do the former depends on the latter
@spookcentral AJDHSHGDSHDHF OP IM GOING TO REARRANGE YOUR TEETH THIS POST CAME INTO MY HOUSE AT 3AM AND DESTROYED MY ANTIQUE PHOTOGRAPHS.
A small, private instance where a few cryptids may roam and play. Seek, but fear. The whole thing was birthed in a Denny's in 2016.