my college just sent out an email asking the entire student and faculty body to only drink pepsi on campus
@spookcentral This is strictly a PEPSI™ University, we do not tolerate COCA COLA™ products on campus grounds!
@spookcentral lmao wot
@spookcentral Damn... you guys really are the Pepsi generation......
@spookcentral wait what?!
@spookcentral are you going to change your name to “Pepsi”
we're two emails away from a Community episode
@spookcentral barging into the president's office and drinking an entire 2L of Dr Pepper without stopping or breaking eye contact
@spookcentral I'd wear a the shirts of various soda competitors out of protest
@spookcentral my college can't do that. A Lutheran church technically owns one spot and specifically put a coke machine there. So there is a single coke machine on campus. 😈
@email@example.com I wonder when they'll be installing the Pepsi ads in lecture halls.
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