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every year they do a GDQ speedrun that's the worst one yet and every year they somehow manage to do a worse one

"we have 300 dollars from Deadpool420, he says 'Sophie please don't leave, we can make this work'"
three minutes of silence
"Uhh, this trick is called a bomb clip, we use a bomb to clip through the wall-"
the speedrunner is cut off mid-sentence by
"We have 20 dollars from Magikarp, who says "Magikarp"

@spookcentral a "GDQ speedrun" sounds like getting through GDQ as fast as possible

@fool

its called a gdq speedrun because when you smell the air in the building you walk directly out of the venue

@spookcentral I liked the one where the guy on the couch deliberately antagonized the runner for some reason

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